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i2_bot/lib/talkers/easter.go

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// i2_bot Instinct PokememBro Bot
// Copyright (c) 2017 Vladimir "fat0troll" Hodakov
package talkers
import (
// stdlib
"log"
"math/rand"
"time"
// 3rd party
"gopkg.in/telegram-bot-api.v4"
)
func DurakMessage(bot *tgbotapi.BotAPI, update tgbotapi.Update) {
log.Printf("[%s] %s", update.Message.From.UserName, update.Message.Text)
reactions := make([]string, 0)
reactions = append(reactions, "Сам такой!",
"А ты типа нет?",
"Фу, как некультурно!",
"Профессор, если вы такой умный, то почему вы такой бедный? /donate",
"Попка не дурак, Попка самый непадающий бот!")
// Praise the Random Gods!
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))])
msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
bot.Send(msg)
}
func MatMessage(bot *tgbotapi.BotAPI, update tgbotapi.Update) {
log.Printf("[%s] %s", update.Message.From.UserName, update.Message.Text)
reactions := make([]string, 0)
reactions = append(reactions, "Фу, как некультурно!",
"Иди рот с мылом помой",
"Тшшшш!",
"Да я твою мамку в кино водил!")
// Praise the Random Gods!
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))])
msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
bot.Send(msg)
}