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// i2_bot Instinct PokememBro Bot
// Copyright (c) 2017 Vladimir "fat0troll" Hodakov
package talkers
import (
"github.com/go-telegram-bot-api/telegram-bot-api"
"math/rand"
"time"
)
// DurakMessage is an easter egg
func (t *Talkers) DurakMessage(update *tgbotapi.Update) {
reactions := make([]string, 0)
reactions = append(reactions, "Сам такой!",
"А ты типа нет?",
"Фу, как некультурно!",
"Попка не дурак, Попка самый непадающий бот!")
// Praise the Random Gods!
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))])
msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
c.Bot.Send(msg)
}
// MatMessage is an easter rgg
func (t *Talkers) MatMessage(update *tgbotapi.Update) {
reactions := make([]string, 0)
reactions = append(reactions, "Фу, как некультурно!",
"Иди рот с мылом помой",
"Тшшшш!",
"Да я твою мамку в кино водил!",
"Приятно пообщаться с умным собеседником. К тебе это не относится.")
// Praise the Random Gods!
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))])
msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
c.Bot.Send(msg)
}