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Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET
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Wooldoor: who's it gonna
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be?! Who's it gonna be?!
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Wheeeeee!
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Wooldoor:
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the producers decided
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to surprise one of us
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With a visit from
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a family member.
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I hope it's someone
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from my family
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Like flagfred cheesewheel,
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Lintsue brickshade,
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or prom-queen dumpsterbaby.
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[speaking japanese]
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Look, everyone!
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Someone's coming!
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Clara: the second I saw
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the horse and carriage,
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I just knew it had
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to be someone from
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my kingdom.
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But when I saw it was
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the short carriage,
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my heart sank.
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Why?! Why did she
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have to come?!
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Oh, fuck me.
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[garbled speech]
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Um, everyone, this is
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my special cousin bleh.
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Foxxy: no one knew clara
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00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,132
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Had a mentally-challenged
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cousin, but it was cool.
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The foxxy five used to perform
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for special needs kids,
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00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:14,306
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And those people got
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hearts as big as they
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oversized foreheads.
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<i>"I am sam is a well-written
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and exceptionally well-acted
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tearjerker,"</i>
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<i>Raves adam nayman
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of eye weekly.</i>
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What the shoebazzle
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was that?
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<i>She, um, only
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quotes reviews from
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the movie I am sam.</i>
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Well, this has
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been fun. Bye!
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Well, i've never seen
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someone that slow
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go that fast.
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Oh, yeah! Give it up!
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Yeah!
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[speaking japanese]
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Oh, poor ling-ling.
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He's so disappointed
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his father didn't show.
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Oh!
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Oh, sweetie,
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i'm so sorry your
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father's not coming.
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We still love ya!
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Don't we, toot?!
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Fine!
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[kiss]
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Ling-ling,
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you taste so weird.
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[giggling]
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[giggling]
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Let's go, bleh.
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The coast is clear.
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But after this,
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no more potty breaks.
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<i>"I am sam plays like
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a made-for-tv weep--"</i>
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Shh!
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I know it seemed
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like I was ashamed
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of my cousin,
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But nothing could be
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further from the truth.
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Aah!
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Foxxy:
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hey, clara!
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What's up, girlfriend?
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You know,
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none of us have
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really had a chance
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To hang out
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with bleh yet.
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Bleh? What's a bleh?
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Is that one of your
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jive words like
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"emancipation"?
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No, bleh your cousin.
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Uh, clara?
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Why is the lamp drooling?
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I guess to remind us
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to conserve electricity.
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Clara, there is
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no reason to be
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embarrassed by your cousin.
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Embarrassed?
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I'm not embarrassed.
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Stop pretending
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bleh is a lamp.
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She is not a lamp,
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clara.
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She is a real person
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with real feelings.
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Foxxy was probably right.
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Damn that ms. Know-it-all!
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I should have killed her
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when I had the chance.
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Give me your hand!
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First, give me the ring!
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[kisses]
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Xandir:
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it just didn't make sense.
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When we licked ling-ling
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last time,
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We got all [bleep]ed up.
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But this time, nothing happened.
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Well, we got a little aroused,
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But not [bleep]ed up.
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Uhh! What's the deal-e-o?
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I don't feel
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anything. You?
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Nothing.
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[kisses]
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Hmm. Maybe we have to
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eat ling-ling.
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Why is it when
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something doesn't work,
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Your first reaction
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is to eat it?
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What?! What
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are you doing?
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I couldn't find
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the remote.
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You know,
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there is one person
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Who can figure this out.
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The professor!
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The professor!
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[hums]
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Ooh!
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Aha!
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[whistle blows]
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Got it.
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Hit the lights.
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Here you see
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the african camel toad.
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It secretes
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a hallucinogen
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Whenever it's scared.
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Ahh!
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Yeah, that's--oh,
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I didn't know that.
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When "cool" kids feel
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like catching a "buzz,"
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They scare the amphibian
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and then lick its skin.
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All the cool kids,
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you say?
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Now take ling-ling,
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the asian trading card
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battle monster.
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It creates a similar
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hallucinogen
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Whenever it's
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disappointed.
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Ahh!
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Oh, I want to
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be cool!
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So, ling-ling
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was experiencing
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disappointment
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Due to its
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father's absence,
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Then, upon kissing
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ling-ling,
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You became...[wacky
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noises] technically
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speaking.
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So, only when ling-ling
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is disappointed, eh? Hmm.
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[screaming]
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[alarm]
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[siren]
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[bagpipes playing]
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[harps playing]
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[crickets chirping]
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Oh! Don't look,
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but corky at 3:00.
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Foxxy: it looked like I got
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through to the princess.
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Clara would see that
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there ain't no reason
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to be ashamed of bleh.
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We all adults.
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Dude, let's egg
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the trainable.
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Mind if we
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join you guys?
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No, no, no.
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Of course not.
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Don't be stupid.
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[both snicker]
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[eggshells crack]
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Man, clara's cousin
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is so hot!
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<i>Damn! She's like
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retarded hot!</i>
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[whimpers] sam! Aah!
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Clara: i'm really glad
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I brought bleh
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Down to hang out
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with everyone.
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They treated her
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like she was one
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of the gang.
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I hadn't seen bleh
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have this much fun
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<i>Since they cancelled
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the pretty, shiny
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object show.</i>
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You sure you don't
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want to stay and
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play a few rounds?
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Nah, it's getting late,
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and we don't want to
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intrude on guy time.
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'night!
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<i>"I am sam works magic
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'cause of penn,"</i>
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<i>Raves lou lumenick
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of the new york post.</i>
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I go first.
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Whee!
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Holy shit!
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She is so hot!
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Oh, spanky.
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What? Oh. Ok.
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[kiss]
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Oh, that bleh, man.
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I would totally dip
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my wick in that.
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Listen, dude. No matter
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how hot she is,
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You would not
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punch holes in a sped.
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Oh, hell,
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yeah, I would.
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I mean, she's
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the perfect girl.
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All the sweater meat
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of a regular chick
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And half
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the pillow talk.
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[kiss]
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Man, you're all talk.
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Look, I got 20 large
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that says you won't
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sleep with her.
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150
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Make it 50
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and you're on.
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Oh, ha ha!
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Wheeeeeee!
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Hey, if you're gonna
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be gay about this,
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you can't play.
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Sorry.
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[kiss]
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Fine. 50 bucks says you
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won't have sex with bleh.
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Easy money.
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Captain hero is
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gonna show you guys
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158
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What being a real man
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is all about.
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All: triple kiss!
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[kisses]
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[snarls]
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[speaking japanese]
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¶ ling-ling
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into battle go ¶
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¶ fulfill destiny
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of the soul ¶
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¶ all the children sing ¶
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Kids: ¶ kill,
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kill, kill, kill,
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die, die, die ¶
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¶ kill, kill,
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kill, kill... ¶
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Wait, ling-ling.
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It's just us.
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We're not really
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a 3-headed, acid-spitting
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needle monster.
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[speaking japanese]
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Oh.
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Oh, no, ling-ling.
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Instead of
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cheering you up,
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We accidentally
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disappointed you.
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Oh, poor baby.
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Triple kiss!
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Oh! Hee hee!
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[kisses]
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[sighing and giggling]
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[knocks]
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Clara:
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I found it a bit odd
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That captain hero
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wanted to take bleh
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out on a date,
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And it was
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my responsibility
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183
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To make sure his
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intentions were pure.
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So, captain hero, is it?
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Oh. Heh heh! Yeah?
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186
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Coming to take
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my little bleh out
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187
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For a night
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on the town, eh?
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You know, I don't
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know what'd I do
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189
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If anything happened
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to my little bleh.
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190
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Yes, ma'am.
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I mean, no, ma'am.
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191
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Son, do you know
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what it's like
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To kill a man with
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your bare hands?
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I do.
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I...
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Oh!
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196
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Here's bleh now!
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¶ there she is... ¶
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Wow! You look...
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Stunning.
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|
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<i>"I am sam's dakota
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fanning is worth the
|
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price of admission."</i>
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200
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[blow dart]
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201
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Ow! What the hell?!
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202
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A little
|
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added protection.
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203
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You'll get the antidote
|
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when I get my bleh back.
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[all giggling]
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205
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|
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Hey, ling-ling,
|
|
you excited for
|
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christmas?
|
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206
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|
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Too bad there's
|
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no such thing
|
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as santa claus!
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207
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|
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I bet you're
|
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disappointed.
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|
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Oh.
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209
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[laughs]
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210
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00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,659
|
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Hey, look what
|
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I found in your ear!
|
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211
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|
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Is it a quarter?
|
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212
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|
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Oh, no!
|
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It's a tumor!
|
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213
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|
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Oh.
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214
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[slurps]
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215
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00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,370
|
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[giggles]
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216
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00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:09,008
|
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Hey, ling-ling,
|
|
you excited for
|
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christmas?
|
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217
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|
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Oh, no!
|
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It's a tumor!
|
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218
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|
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Oh.
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219
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[slurps]
|
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220
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|
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¶ girly, girly,
|
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girly, girly... ¶
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221
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00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:23,689
|
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[bleh shouts happily
|
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and incoherently]
|
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222
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00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,357
|
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Captain hero:
|
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yes, I was confident
|
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223
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That by the end of the
|
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night, i'd have another
|
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notch on my utility belt
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224
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00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,095
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And 50 bucks in my pocket.
|
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225
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|
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Then I realized
|
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something. Bleh...
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|
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She was really special,
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227
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But not like in
|
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a retarded way,
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228
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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,004
|
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In a traditionally
|
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special way.
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229
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|
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¶ did you ever know
|
|
that you're my hero? ¶
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230
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Oh!
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231
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Ok!
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232
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¶ you're everything
|
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I wish I could be ¶
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¶ I could fly higher
|
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than an eagle ¶
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[both giggle]
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Sam.
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236
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00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,761
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I don't like
|
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these things.
|
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They scare me!
|
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237
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00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,631
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¶ beneath my wings ¶
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238
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00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:09,468
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Eeeeeeh! Aah! Sam!
|
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¶ oh, oh, fly ¶
|
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239
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00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:14,340
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¶ so high
|
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against the sky ¶
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240
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00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,942
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¶ so high I almost... ¶
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241
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00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,646
|
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Bleh, you are the wind
|
|
beneath my wings.
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242
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00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,681
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"contrived, manipulative,
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243
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00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:28,721
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<i>And shamelessly
|
|
sentimental," raves peter
|
|
travers from rolling stone.</i>
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244
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00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,596
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Hey, ling-ling,
|
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I got a penny.
|
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No, I don't.
|
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00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,198
|
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[licks dry fur]
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246
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00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,866
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[rattles]
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247
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00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,867
|
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[bam bam]
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248
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00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,702
|
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[licks dry fur]
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249
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00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,138
|
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Whoa, guys. Guys!
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250
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00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,840
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Ling-ling is
|
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totally kicked!
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251
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00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,841
|
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What?!
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252
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00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,209
|
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[pants]
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253
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00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,978
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[licks dry fur]
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254
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00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,747
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Don't hold out
|
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on me, man.
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255
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00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,449
|
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I need my fix.
|
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Come on! Please,
|
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man, come on!
|
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256
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00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,618
|
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What do you want?
|
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I'll do anything!
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257
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00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,253
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I'll suck your dick!
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258
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00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,556
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Ooh! Ooh, sam!
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259
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00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,991
|
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Hee hee!
|
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Shh!
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260
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00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861
|
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Are you crazy?
|
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They'll hear us!
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261
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00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,764
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Captain hero:
|
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bleh and I got home way
|
|
past midnight.
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262
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00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,701
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I was like, we are gonna
|
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get in so much trouble!
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263
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00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,672
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So, this was
|
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really fantastic.
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264
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00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,842
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Um, I,
|
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uh...Good night.
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265
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00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,777
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[kiss]
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266
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00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,513
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¶ girly, girly,
|
|
girly, girly... ¶
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267
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00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,415
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Ahh!
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268
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00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,951
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Hey, super stud.
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Did you sleep
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with her?
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269
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00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,453
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Dude, back off!
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270
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I did not, as you
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so crudely put it...
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271
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"nail her
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in the stink tube."
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272
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It's not like that.
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273
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So you kids are
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taking it slow?
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274
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See what I did
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there? I--
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275
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00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998
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You just don't get it,
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spanky.
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276
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Nobody gets it!
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[wails]
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[door slams]
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279
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Captain hero:
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I was lying in bed,
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280
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00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,273
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Replaying the date over
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and over in my head,
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281
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00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,842
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When there was a knock
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at the door.
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[knocks]
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282
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Who's there?
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283
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Bleh! What are you--
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284
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Listen, bleh,
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i'm not that kind of guy.
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285
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[pulls pants down]
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286
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00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,153
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Oh, my!
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287
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00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,057
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Oh, no, no, no...
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288
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00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,293
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Leave the helmet on.
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289
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00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,697
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Ahh.
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290
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00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,433
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Clara: that morning,
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I woke up feeling great.
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291
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00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,269
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Everyone had accepted
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me and my cousin,
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292
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00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,971
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And that was swell.
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293
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00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,875
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Oh, what a glorious day,
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isn't it, bleh?
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294
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00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,877
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Bleh?
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295
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00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,612
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Bleh?!
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296
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00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,683
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Captain hero!
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Clara, it's not
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what you think!
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297
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[gibberish]
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298
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00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,552
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Get up! Get up
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right now!
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299
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00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,856
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<i>"I am sam reduces penn to
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a mugging embarrassment,"</i>
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300
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00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,091
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<i>Raves mike clark
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of usa today.</i>
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301
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00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,860
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I don't care.
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Let's go!
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302
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00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561
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Yeeeh...
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303
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00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,297
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Go back to your
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cage right now!
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304
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00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,434
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Spanky: well,
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look who's doing
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the limp of shame!
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305
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00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,169
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You bastard!
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306
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00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338
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Captain hero:
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clara totally overreacted.
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307
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00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,639
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I mean, bleh was an adult,
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308
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00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,374
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And completely capable
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of making her own decisions.
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309
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00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,809
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Or not.
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310
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00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,945
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Still, I needed to
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sit clara down and
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explain what happened.
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311
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00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,948
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Clara, I never expected
|
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this to happen.
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312
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00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,720
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It's just that I have
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real feelings for her.
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313
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00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,389
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Well...
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314
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00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,025
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¶ there she is ¶
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315
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00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,295
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¶ she's a girl ¶
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316
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00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,497
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If that is the truth--
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317
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00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,932
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It is.
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318
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00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967
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Then i'm truly happy
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for the two of you.
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319
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00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170
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You're a good man,
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captain hero.
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320
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00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005
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I knew I could
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trust you.
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321
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00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107
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Here's the antidote.
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322
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00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,342
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[gulp]
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323
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00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977
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Well, nice work,
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captain hero.
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324
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00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980
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Here's the $50
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I bet you to have
|
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sex with bleh.
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325
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00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981
|
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[gasps]
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326
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00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,049
|
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Yeeeeeh!
|
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327
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00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184
|
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Oh, um, I mean, uh...
|
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328
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00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655
|
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Here is the $50
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captain hero won off me
|
|
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329
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00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291
|
|
Because I bet him
|
|
he would not have sex
|
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|
|
330
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00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926
|
|
With your
|
|
special cousin bleh.
|
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331
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00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128
|
|
But he did, in fact,
|
|
have sex with her.
|
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332
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00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564
|
|
Oh, yes, he did.
|
|
For $50.
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333
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00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133
|
|
Oh, man. Saved it.
|
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334
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00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539
|
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Captain hero, I forbid you
|
|
to see my cousin ever again!
|
|
|
|
335
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00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,774
|
|
Uhh!
|
|
|
|
336
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00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676
|
|
I would have been
|
|
more pissed at spanky,
|
|
|
|
337
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00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,679
|
|
But you know,
|
|
I just won $50!
|
|
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338
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00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382
|
|
[cash register bell]
|
|
ah! Who's your daddy?
|
|
|
|
339
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00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485
|
|
Ooh, I like the big one
|
|
and that one over there
|
|
|
|
340
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00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,986
|
|
And...Ooh!
|
|
|
|
341
|
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00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,057
|
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Yeah. Hell, yeah!
|
|
[girls talking and laughing]
|
|
|
|
342
|
|
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,925
|
|
Ehhhh.
|
|
|
|
343
|
|
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,394
|
|
Ehhhh.
|
|
|
|
344
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00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,362
|
|
Ehhhh.
|
|
|
|
345
|
|
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164
|
|
Oh, look at
|
|
poor ling-ling.
|
|
|
|
346
|
|
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932
|
|
We've licked
|
|
the life out of it.
|
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347
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00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234
|
|
What should we do?
|
|
|
|
348
|
|
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235
|
|
Poke it harder.
|
|
|
|
349
|
|
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,236
|
|
Uhh!
|
|
|
|
350
|
|
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,237
|
|
[gasps]
|
|
|
|
351
|
|
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571
|
|
Look at me!
|
|
|
|
352
|
|
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608
|
|
I've become the very
|
|
thing I hate most.
|
|
|
|
353
|
|
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576
|
|
A guy who pokes things
|
|
with sticks?
|
|
|
|
354
|
|
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181
|
|
Oh, we've abused ling-ling
|
|
to the point where the
|
|
little guy is just numb.
|
|
|
|
355
|
|
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649
|
|
And for what?
|
|
|
|
356
|
|
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551
|
|
To catch a buzz?!
|
|
|
|
357
|
|
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654
|
|
I guess being cool
|
|
just isn't worth it.
|
|
|
|
358
|
|
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,024
|
|
["what you already know"
|
|
jingle plays]
|
|
|
|
359
|
|
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293
|
|
Come on. We've got to
|
|
make this right!
|
|
|
|
360
|
|
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,396
|
|
Sorry, wooldoor.
|
|
You stay here
|
|
|
|
361
|
|
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,899
|
|
Until all that ling-ling
|
|
is out of your system.
|
|
|
|
362
|
|
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135
|
|
It's gonna be
|
|
the hardest thing
|
|
you've ever done.
|
|
|
|
363
|
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00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136
|
|
Toodles!
|
|
|
|
364
|
|
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,405
|
|
[slam]
|
|
|
|
365
|
|
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474
|
|
Aah! I can't take it!
|
|
|
|
366
|
|
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,477
|
|
[wacky noises]
|
|
|
|
367
|
|
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416
|
|
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
|
|
Wooldoor: I can't take it!
|
|
|
|
368
|
|
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,285
|
|
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
|
|
|
|
369
|
|
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154
|
|
Captain hero:
|
|
oh, sure, the money
|
|
helped dull the pain,
|
|
|
|
370
|
|
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692
|
|
But later, you know, when
|
|
the stores are all closed,
|
|
|
|
371
|
|
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294
|
|
Who do I have
|
|
to share it with?
|
|
|
|
372
|
|
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433
|
|
Bleh? No. Not anymore.
|
|
Not anymore.
|
|
|
|
373
|
|
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635
|
|
It just wasn't
|
|
worth it, spanky!
|
|
|
|
374
|
|
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705
|
|
Bleh, she--
|
|
she was special.
|
|
|
|
375
|
|
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807
|
|
What are you--
|
|
what are you saying?
|
|
|
|
376
|
|
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678
|
|
Oh, spanky,
|
|
I love her.
|
|
|
|
377
|
|
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018
|
|
Then go to her.
|
|
|
|
378
|
|
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719
|
|
Xandir:
|
|
we knew what we had done
|
|
to ling-ling was wrong.
|
|
|
|
379
|
|
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,488
|
|
Hopefully, this was gonna
|
|
|
|
380
|
|
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,622
|
|
Make it up to that lovable,
|
|
|
|
381
|
|
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258
|
|
Fortune cookie cat thing.
|
|
|
|
382
|
|
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096
|
|
Ling-ling, there's
|
|
a special warrior
|
|
here to see you.
|
|
|
|
383
|
|
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,567
|
|
[japanese song playing]
|
|
|
|
384
|
|
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,503
|
|
[speaking japanese]
|
|
|
|
385
|
|
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674
|
|
[speaking japanese]
|
|
|
|
386
|
|
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654
|
|
Toot:
|
|
sure, we have our issues,
|
|
|
|
387
|
|
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224
|
|
But really, this is
|
|
a house drawn together
|
|
|
|
388
|
|
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659
|
|
With love.
|
|
|
|
389
|
|
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,595
|
|
[speaking japanese]
|
|
|
|
390
|
|
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,753
|
|
Yah!
|
|
Uhh!
|
|
|
|
391
|
|
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,189
|
|
[slurping]
|
|
|
|
392
|
|
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991
|
|
All right, clara,
|
|
where is she?!
|
|
|
|
393
|
|
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828
|
|
Hah! You're too late,
|
|
captain jerko!
|
|
|
|
394
|
|
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630
|
|
She left for the front door
|
|
well over 2 minutes ago!
|
|
|
|
395
|
|
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066
|
|
You'll never catch her!
|
|
Never!
|
|
|
|
396
|
|
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,202
|
|
Oh. Oh, well.
|
|
|
|
397
|
|
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,903
|
|
I guess it wasn't
|
|
meant to be.
|
|
|
|
398
|
|
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939
|
|
Easy come, easy go.
|
|
|
|
399
|
|
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807
|
|
Well, i'll be
|
|
seeing you, clara.
|
|
|
|
400
|
|
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143
|
|
Wait! Damn you!
|
|
I've got to try!
|
|
|
|
401
|
|
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,578
|
|
Yahh!
|
|
|
|
402
|
|
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448
|
|
Captain hero: bleh!
|
|
Wait! I'm coming!
|
|
|
|
403
|
|
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950
|
|
Dude, where are you--uhh!
|
|
|
|
404
|
|
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518
|
|
Watch it, pig!
|
|
|
|
405
|
|
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086
|
|
Go get her, man.
|
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406
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00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,087
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Uhh!
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407
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00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355
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Watch it,
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hot black girl!
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408
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00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157
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Go get her, man.
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409
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00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,895
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[muzak playing]
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410
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00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:56,168
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[blissful sighs and moans]
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411
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00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770
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Oh, come on!
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412
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00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444
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Bleh! Bleh!
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Bleh! Bleh!
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413
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00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,812
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Oh.
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414
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00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747
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Bleh! Bleh, wait!
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415
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00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350
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Listen, I don't know
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what clara told you,
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416
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00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453
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But I love you.
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417
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00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,555
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Yehhhhhhhh.
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418
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00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,192
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[splat]
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419
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00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127
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"one of the year's
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10 best!"
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420
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00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631
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"delivers in ways
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you never expected!"
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421
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00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134
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Yes, well, maybe
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it wouldn't work out.
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422
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00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637
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I mean, we come
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from different worlds.
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423
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00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772
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I come from
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planet zebulon
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424
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00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
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And you come from
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a mom who drank when
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she was pregnant.
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425
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00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446
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Well, farewell,
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my sweet.
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426
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00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,947
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Mwah!
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427
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00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,983
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Mnnnh deh
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nnnh.
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428
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00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186
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Yeah! She kissed him!
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429
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00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488
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She kissed him!
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430
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00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657
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Ha ha! Ha ha!
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431
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00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994
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Bleh, you nailed
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the dry-mouth
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from reality tv show!
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432
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|
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264
|
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Well, I guess I owe you
|
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that 50 bucks now.
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433
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|
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801
|
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Oh! 50 bucks! Yeah!
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|
434
|
|
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438
|
|
[cash register bell]
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ooh, yeah,
|
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who's your daddy?
|
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435
|
|
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908
|
|
I like the big one
|
|
and I like the one
|
|
over there. Ooh!
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436
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|
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245
|
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Yeah. Hell, yeah!
|
|
[girls talking and laughing]
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|
|
437
|
|
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880
|
|
Bleh: sam, bye-bye!
|
|
|
|
438
|
|
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048
|
|
Bye-bye, sam!
|
|
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|
439
|
|
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150
|
|
[choked up] bye.
|
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|
|
440
|
|
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854
|
|
Good-bye.
|
|
|
|
441
|
|
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823
|
|
You ok, man?
|
|
|
|
442
|
|
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560
|
|
I...Don't know
|
|
if i'll ever be ok.
|
|
|
|
443
|
|
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
|
|
Yeah, i'm sorry.
|
|
|
|
444
|
|
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031
|
|
Hey, you want to go
|
|
grab a beer,
|
|
|
|
445
|
|
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533
|
|
Spin it, and kiss
|
|
whoever it points to?
|
|
|
|
446
|
|
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271
|
|
No. Not now, spanky.
|
|
Not now.
|
|
|
|
447
|
|
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543
|
|
How about now?
|
|
|
|
448
|
|
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811
|
|
Yeah. Ok.
|
|
|
|
449
|
|
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:51,550
|
|
¶ girly, girly,
|
|
girly, girly girl ¶
|
|
|
|
450
|
|
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,052
|
|
¶ girl ¶
|
|
|
|
451
|
|
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,954
|
|
¶ girly, girly girl-- ¶
|
|
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