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// i2_bot – Instinct PokememBro Bot
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// Copyright (c) 2017 Vladimir "fat0troll" Hodakov
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package talkers
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import (
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"github.com/go-telegram-bot-api/telegram-bot-api"
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"math/rand"
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"time"
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)
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// LongMessage is an easter egg
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func (t *Talkers) LongMessage(update *tgbotapi.Update) {
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message := "Я ТЕБЕ НЕ ЗЕЛЁНЫЙ АКСОЛОТЛЬ! А ТЫ - НЕ ЦИФЕРКА!"
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trigger := rand.Intn(5)
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if trigger > 3 {
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if update.Message.From.ID == 203319120 || update.Message.From.ID == 372137239 {
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message = "НЕ РАКОНЬ!"
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}
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}
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msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, message)
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msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
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c.Bot.Send(msg)
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}
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2017-10-18 09:39:50 +04:00
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// DurakMessage is an easter egg
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func (t *Talkers) DurakMessage(update *tgbotapi.Update) {
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reactions := make([]string, 0)
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reactions = append(reactions, "Сам такой!",
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"А ты типа нет?",
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"Фу, как некультурно!",
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"Попка – не дурак, Попка – самый непадающий бот!")
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// Praise the Random Gods!
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rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
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message := reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))]
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if update.Message.From.ID == 324205150 {
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message = "Молодец, Яру. Возьми с полки пирожок."
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}
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msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, message)
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msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
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c.Bot.Send(msg)
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}
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// MatMessage is an easter rgg
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func (t *Talkers) MatMessage(update *tgbotapi.Update) {
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reactions := make([]string, 0)
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reactions = append(reactions, "Фу, как некультурно!",
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"Иди рот с мылом помой",
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"Тшшшш!",
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"Да я твою мамку в кино водил!",
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"Приятно пообщаться с умным собеседником. К тебе это не относится.")
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// Praise the Random Gods!
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rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
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msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, reactions[rand.Intn(len(reactions))])
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msg.ReplyToMessageID = update.Message.MessageID
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c.Bot.Send(msg)
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}
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